I CAN DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE...
Last week I decided that it was time to try and get my Trinidad and Tobago license. I called the Licensing Bureau last Thursday to ask what documents I needed. Included in the list is a work permit (I guess as a way to prove you are here more than 90 days). So there went that plan. But I received my permit - not really a permit, more a piece of paper saying I am excused from having a permit??? - on Tuesday and there was no longer an excuse. Tuesday I went to get two passport sized photos taken before I headed to the Licensing Bureau. Since I live near the embassy there are a few places that will do the photos - but not for me. They claimed they didn't have the proper background color for a license. This didn't stop me. I figured there may be places near the Licensing Bureau so I got in my little car and started driving. TRAFFIC DEFEATED ME and I turned around and went home.
I tried again on Wednesday. When I got to the place, a man at the desk told me the officer who administers the exams wasn't there, was not going to be there at all that day and to come back tomorrow. Huh? I asked him if I should get my photos taken now to save time tomorrow - he said "no, no, you don't need photos, you do it all here tomorrow. Come back at 8 AM". I asked how long it would take. He said, "if you get here at 8 you will be out of here by 8:30".
AND WHY DID I BELIEVE HIM?
I was at the Licensing Bureau at 7:30 AM this morning. No breakfast, no coffee. I sat in my car for a few minutes before I decided to join the masses and take my test. A little before 8 AM I went into the office and was approached by a man asking me what I was doing there. I explained I wanted to take the written test. He said, "no problem, you have plenty of time since we don't open until 8:30 AM". What? I am supposed to be out of there by 8:30! I explained what I was told yesterday and the man just looked confused. A little but later I spoke with a very nice woman who took my paperwork (no work permit needed). She asked me where my photos were. Huh? She told me to go to the main office to get my photos taken (background color does not matter) and to hurry since the first sitting of the exam is at 8:30 AM. So off I went.
I went to the information desk and asked about the photos. The woman looked confused and directed me to two ladies outside. I walked outside and got attacked by two ladies, "photos, photos". I made eye contact with one and she said to the other "I found her first". She directed me across the street (it's major road with a medium). After playing frogger with the cars I am directed by a woman on the upstairs balcony to walk up the stairs next to the BBQ. The woman asked for $25 and took 4 pics with a green background (I thought licenses were typically red here). I ran back to the regulations office and turned in my photos.
I got called for the exam a few minutes later - 20 multiple choice, 18 true/false.
About 2.5 hours later they called my name. They gave me back the application with the approval stamp, the photos and an extra piece of paper saying I can drive a motorcycle. I was then told I have to wait in the cashier's line.
I thought the license was $200 but they charged me an extra $20 which I later found out was for the motorcycle certificate - sneaky.
After the cashier I was directed to the "photography room". If there is such a room, why am I jumping mediums on foot to get photos taken?
Almost 6 hours since the day began at the Port of Spain Licensing Bureau Office, my name was called again. I was taken into a room and asked to double check that all of my information on the license was correct. CRAP. They spelled my name wrong. Maredith. I told them and a woman grabbed her white out and re-typed (in a different font) the correct spelling of my first name. Click on the photo to enlarge and you will see what I mean about the font (sorry, the best I could do with the scanner I have).
Then I was asked to take a seat so I can have my photo taken. Ah, ok. I did and the woman took 2 pics. A few minutes later I was given my license. A Tremont Street special (or Alvarado and 6th - same idea).

I'll be off the blog for a week or so as I heading to Spain on Saturday. Hope everyone is doing well!
xo
Mere